Archive - The Trash with Which the Press Now Groans

We Can Dance If We Want To

A part II of sorts

Oct 22 •

In which a Republican theater professor tries to get me to join the military

Oct 8 •

BONUS: The Ultimate Homeschooler Movie Quiz

I said no, I don't want girls to see my armpits

Oct 1 •

September 2024

Dance Like No One Is Watching (Or Filming)

No one ever believes I did ballet

Sep 3 •

August 2024

Emphasis on the "ire"

Aug 20 •

A Good Gymnastics Mat Is Hard to Find

To say nothing of a dog

Aug 6 •

July 2024

An Account of My Early Education

G. Marie origin story

Jul 23 •

You’ll Be in My Heart (HomProm Version)

Crossing the border to go to homeschool dances

Jul 9 •

Something SENSATIONAL to Read in the Train

Introducing G. Marie’s Comic Memoir, Baby!

Jul 8 •

June 2024

THE HATERS AND THE LOSERS

Go easy on me babe

Jun 25 •

This is The Trash with Which the Press Now Groans.

Jun 2 •

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